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did you ever think that quite possibly computer lingo was invented by sex addicts? i think that is why computer talk is filled with sexual innuendo. what am i talking about? well, let me decipher some of the dialogues you’ve probably overheard and you thought they were talking about their computers: computer guy: i have just installed a…

My grandmother recently acquired some silk worm eggs. after keeping them warm in her bosom, (that’s literally not figuratively speaking, apparently in order for the silk worm eggs to hatch, you have to keep them at an ideal human body temperature of 37 degrees Celsius), the eggs started to hatch letting us see very small slender white-beige…

another friday morning, struggling to get some work done and cannot get around to actually doing it, although i have been trying for an hour or so to concentrate and convince myself to start. i am only 10 pages away from completion and as any person near the end i am stalling. what is it…